Portfolio > Product Paintings


Spam
acrylic on canvas
36x36
2020
$1800
Whats In Your Cart?
acrylic on canvas
30 x 40
2022
$4000
Smuckers
acrylic on canvas
24 x 30
2020
$875
Buttermilk Pancakes
Acrylic on canvas
30 x 40
2020
$1250
Wieners #2
acrylic on canvas
24 x 30
2019
$1250
Fruit Loops
acrylic on canvas
24 x 30
2020
$950
Heinz Ketchup
acrylic on canvas
24 x 30
2019
$750
Frosted Flakes
acrylic on canvas
20 x 24
2020
$750
Corn Dogs
acrylic on canvas
12 x 12
2020
$650
Jesse's Chips
oil on canvas
24 x 30
2017
$950
Chocolate Cheerios
acrylic on canvas
2019
$750

Supermarkets. Grab an enormous rickety unbalanced hard-to-steer metal cart, and cruise through claustrophobic, towering aisles crammed with loudly colored boxes and jars shouting ecstatic promises of delectable comfort and joy. You’re overwhelmed with choices that don’t matter (57 varieties of Heinz ketchup, really? And don’t get me started on toothpaste…) The actual contents of these visually hyper-stimulating packages rarely measure up to the hype: in fact, most contain pretty much the same synthetically flavored, devitalized, glucose-spiking toxic mush.

We fall for it anyway. Our relentless search for novelty and variety. A little sweetness.

Oreo really pushed it with a festive and psychologically charged version of their iconic cookie: Birthday Cake Oreos (who doesn’t respond to birthday cake? or Oreos for that matter?) even though the actual product is merely the usual cookie with a few sprinkles embedded in the sandwich icing. Yet…the image: Blazing candles illuminate a glacially pristine vanilla cake glowing out of a celestial deep blue void… subliminally primal messaging here… inviting you to the raucous sweet celebration of your life. Just $3.29.